Apply to serve
Read the current rules and submit a private compatibility application. Applying creates no booking, payment, contract or promise of acceptance.
- Read the rules
- Confirm adult status and consent
- Complete the private application
Book an appointment
Review the session menu, choose a service and send a booking enquiry. The calculator shows the deposit and remaining balance before anything is agreed.
- Choose the service
- See the exact calculation
- Send a request for review
Introductory tribute
The one-time tribute includes payment-verified Telegram access and one introductory audio call. Choose £69 once, or £33 + £18 + £18. Checkout remains closed until a suitable provider is approved.
- No open-ended subscription
- Two scheduled rebills at most
- Stop future installments without a fee
Not sure which route?
Start with the rules.
They explain limits, privacy, money, fantasy language and the right to stop before you share any private information.